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"Winnie's Fish & Pets"
Wouldn't it be interesting to see just how many businesses can be
found that have the same names as various EQ characters and places..?
With the help of a US business telephone directory on CD-ROM, I've
tried to assemble a partial answer to that question. :-)
In doing this, I've set the following restrictions:
- A business name must start with the EQ name being searched. This
rule is mostly based on an inherent restriction in the phone database
software, however.
- The business name must match the EQ name with no extra affixes or
suffixes, and no internal spaces. Therefore, a business called "Tree
Stump Removal of Podunk" would not qualify as a match for Treestump's
name, but something like "Treestump Appliances" would. Business
names involving a possessive form are noted, but counted separately.
Therefore, "Treestump's Bar & Grill" would be OK, but would not be
counted with the "Treestump" names. Which reminds me-- the names in
the database I'm using omit any punctuation that may have been present, and
all names are given in ALL CAPS. This means that determining the
difference between a "Treestump's" (possessive) and a "Treestumps"
(plural) is only possible through context clues-- if any.
- Professionals with listings under their own names (i.e. "Treestump, John
D.D.S") are included with the listings on the CD-ROM database I'm
using. I've decided to count these as well, but, when present, I'm giving
their totals separately--
i.e. Dart has a count of "281+22 (303)" This means that there are
281 business names in the database under "Dart", and 22 professionals
whose last names are "Dart", for a total of 303 entries for "Dart".
Got the idea?
For some names, I've listed a few examples from the database (no
street addresses or phone numbers to avoid copyright problems regarding
the database information, however). Some of them might be considered
amusing bits of coincidental juxtaposition, but I will say I expected
to find more such 'amusing' ones. Oh well. :-)
BTW-- if you happen to live near one of the places listed below and/or
happen to be travelling by-- why not take a photo and share it with us?
General Words:
Elf
Count for "Elf": 118+2 (120)
Count for "Elfin": 15+1 (16)
ELF N MAGIC (Santa Anna, CA)
ELF PUBLICATIONS (Englewood, CO)
ELF TRADING INC (Long Beach, CA)
ELFIN HUGS OF VERMONT (Morrisville, VT) [If only... :-) ]
ELFIN MAGIC (Estes Park, CO)
Quest
Count for "Quest": 552+4 (556)
Count for "Quests": 1
QUEST END COUNTRY CRAFTS (Duanesburg, NY)
QUESTS END (Newhall, CA)
Warp
Count for "Warp": 21 [not including Warp Graphics]
Character Names:
Adar
Count for "Adar": 11+2 (13)
ADAR COMPUTER BUSINESS SVC (Valley Village, CA)
ADAR INVESTIGATIONS INC (Sarasota, FL)
Ahdri
Count for "Ahdri": 0
Aroree
Count for "Aroree": 0
Bearclaw
Count for "Bearclaw": 5
BEARCLAW ARCHERY (Astoria, OR)
BEARCLAW PET SUPPLY PLUS (Saint Marys, PA)
BEARCLAW TAXIDERMY (Daytona Beach, FL)
Chot
Count for "Chot": 0
Clearbrook
Count for "Clearbrook": 53
Cutter
Count for "Cutter": 114+28 (142)
Count for "Cutters": 254
CUTTER GRAPHICS INC (White Plains, NY)
CUTTER VETERINARY SERVICE (Stratham, NH)
CUTTERS DEN (Sycamore, OH)
CUTTERS FRIED CATFISH (Caldwell, TX)
CUTTERS HAIR STYLING (Keokuk, IA)
CUTTERS TREE SERVICE (Lynnwood, WA)
CUTTERS WAY (Vincennes, IN)
Dart
Count for "Dart": 281+22 (303)
DART AUTO WRECKERS (Bronx, NY)
DART CESSPOOL CLEANERS & BLDRS (Centereach, NY)
DART CONTAINER CORPORATION IL (North Aurora, IL)
DART GRAPHICS (Des Plains, IL)
DART OIL AND GAS CORP (Marion, MI)
DART PEDORTHIC FOOTWEAR (Prospect Heights, IL)
DART PEST CONTROL (Southaven, MS)
Dewshine
Count for "Dewshine": 0
Drub
Count for "Drub": 0
Ekuar
Count for "Ekuar": 0
Ember
Count for "Ember": 18
Count for "Embers": 95 [about 53 of which are probably part of the "Embers"
restaurant chain]
Flam
Count for "Flam": 6+10 (16)
Count for "Flams": 1
FLAM TRAP (Salem, OR)
Freefoot
Count for "Freefoot": 0
Goodtree
Count for "Goodtree": 0
Kahvi
Count for "Kahvi": 0
Krim
Count for "Krim": 5+6 (11)
KRIM FM RADIO (Phoenix, AZ)
Jethel
Count for "Jethel": 0
Jink
Count for "Jink": 0
Count for "Jinks": 17+8 (25)
JINKS TECHNOLOGY MANAGEMENT (Nashua, NH)
Kahvi
Count for "Kahvi": 0
Leetah
Count for "Leetah": 0
Madcoil
Count for "Madcoil": 0
Mantricker
Count for "Mantricker": 0
Mender
Count for "Mender": 3
Count for "Menders": 4
Moonshade
Count for "Moonshade": 0
Newstar
Count for "Newstar": 7
Nightfall
Count for "Nightfall": 1
NIGHTFALL MOTEL (Minocqua, WI)
Nonna
Count for "Nonna": 4+3 (7)
Count for "Nonnas": 14
NONNAS IMAGES (Rohnert Park, CA)
NONNAS PRINTING (Chicago, IL)
Oddbit
Count for "Oddbit": 0
One-Eye
Count for "One-Eye": 0
Picknose
Count for "Picknose": 0
Pike
Count for "Pike": 493+117 (610)
PIKE LIQUORS (Clementon, NJ)
PIKE DRIVE IN THEATRE (Montgomery, PA)
PIKE AND WESTERN WINE MERCH (Seattle, WA)
Pool
Count for "Pool": 1221+57 (1278)
Count for "Pools": 244
Prey-Pacer
Count for "Prey-Pacer": 0
Rahnee
Count for "Rahnee": 0
Rainsong
Count for "Rainsong": 5
RAINSONG NURSERY (Dallas, OR)
Rayek
Count for "Rayek": 0
Redlance
Count for "Redlance": 0
Savah
Count for "Savah": 0
Scouter
Count for "Scouter": 0
Count for "Scouters": 1
SCOUTERS CORNER (Lubbok, TX)
Shuna
Count for "Shuna": 0
Skot
Count for "Skot": 2
Skyfire
Count for "Skyfire": 2
SKYFIRE GRAPHICS INC (Denver, CO)
Skywise
Count for "Skywise": 0
Strongbow
Count for "Strongbow": 2
STRONGBOW BAKERY (Valparaiso, IN)
STRONGBOW INTRNTL TRVL SVC INC (Valparaiso, IN)
[Hmm... Note that the Strongbow Turkey Farm
was also in Valparaiso, Indiana... Perhaps the SAS needs to take a field trip
there or something... :-) ]
Suntop
Count for "Suntop": 1
SUNTOP INTERNATL INC (San Gabriel, CA)
Suntoucher
Count for "Suntoucher": 0
Count for "Suntouch": 3
Count for "Suntouched": 3
Sust
Count for "Sust": 1
SUST MANUFACTURING CO INC (Stockton, CA)
Tanner
Count for "Tanner": 308+177 (485)
Count for "Tanners": 122
TANNER LEATHER WHOLESALE (Boston, IN) [...plus lots more leather-oriented store names...]
TANNERS QUEST (Morgantown, WV)
Teir
Count for "Teir": 0+1 (1)
Timmain
Count for "Timmain": 0
Timmorn
Count for "Timmorn": 0
Treestump
Count for "Treestump": 0
Trinket
Count for "Trinket": 1
Count for "Trinkets": 48
Two-Edge
Count for "Two-Edge": 0
Count for "Twoeys": 1
TWOEYS CORNER (Hillsboro, TX)
Two-Spear
Count for "Two-Spear": 0
Tyldak
Count for "Tyldak": 0
Venka
Count for "Venka": 0
Windkin
Count for "Windkin": 0
Wing
Count for "Wing": 459+78 (537)
Winnowill
Count for "Winnowill": 0
Count for "Winnie": 58+4 (62)
Count for "Winnies": 70
WINNIE WILSONS PUPPET SHOWS (Jamaica, NY)
WINNIES ALTERATIONS (Tallahassee, FL)[Endorsed by Tyldak, probably... :-) ]
WINNIES BEAUTY SALON (Englewood, OH)
WINNIES BURGERS & SHAKES (Canton, OH)
WINNIES FISH & PETS (Hurst, TX) [Ummm... I'm not sure I want to know
what sort of "pets" they sell there... :-) ]
WINNIES GIFTS (Madison, KS) [Also endorsed by Tyldak... :-) ]
WINNIES HOUSE OF BEAUTY (New York, NY)
WINNIES MESSAGE CENTER (Dickinson, ND)
WINNIES WLD MINI GOLF & GO (Derby, VT)
Woodlock
Count for "Woodlock": 2+5 (7)
Yun
Count for "Yun": 43+37 (80)
Count for "Yuns": 30
YUN FUN RESTAURANT (Brooklyn, NY)
YUNS FASHION (Rialto, CA)
YUNS USED STEREOS (Portland, OR)
Zhantee
Count for "Zhantee": 0
Wolfrider Soulnames:
Dyrr
Count for "Dyrr": 0+1 (1)
Fahr
Count for "Fahr": 6
FAHR BEVERAGE INC (Waterloo, IA)
Jial
Count for "Jial": 0
Lree
Count for "Lree": 0
Sohn
Count for "Sohn": 13+45 (58)
SOHN DRIVING SCHOOL (Lebanon, PA)
Sur
Count for "Sur": 86
SUR GRO PLANT FOOD CO INC (Liberty, MO) [Too bad Redlance's soulname
didn't lend itself so well for this one...]
SUR GREEN (Montgomery, AL)
Tam
Count for "Tam": 182+34 (216)
TAM COMMUNICATIONS (Norwalk, CT)
TAM ENTERPRISES (Shawnee, OK)
TAM ELECTRONICS (Irvine, CA)
TAM INDUSTRIES INC (Seattle, WA)
Twen
Count for "Twen": 0
Ulm
Count for "Ulm": 5+1 (6)
ULM USED CARS (Ravenna, OH)
Wyl
Count for "Wyl": 1
WYL INC (1 World Trade Center, New York, NY)
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